Sarapocalypse


sarah palin as president of the united states.

could be coming as near as jan 20th 2013.
person 1: “i can’t believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!”

person 2: “i warned many about the sarapocalypse, but they just didn’t listen. well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes.”

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