Sarascrotum
a nickname for the town of sarasota, usually used when referring to the city with respect to an array of negative aspects, such as the excess of senior citizens, the close-mindedness of its conservative const-tuents, the propensity for s-xually-related news to occur in the area (ie pee wee herman getting caught in the p-rn theater, the setting of the show “cougar town,” and a recent incident where a man was caught masturbating in the toy isle of a walmart)…or sometimes, just referring to the sheer boredom or lack of new faces, especially in the blistering heat of summer. —term coined by nikki kostyun—
we need to get out of sarascr-t-m for the weekend. there are too many snowbirds.
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