saratoga high


stands for “saratoga high school”

-a high school filled with overachievers who care only about grades.

-everyone tries hard in school, resulting in m-ss grade inflation. with grade inflation, teachers make thier cl-sses harder. with cl-sses harder, students try harder for better grades. its a never ending cycle.

fact: saratoga high is much harder than the average american high school, with about twice the workload.

-it has been proven, that if a 2.0 gpa student at shs transfers to a nearby high school, s/he is now a 3.0 gpa student. simply because shs is that much harder.

-if your a new student at shs and your struggling in your cl-sses, failing miserably, the teachers wont care about you at all. because, they need people to fail out of thier cl-sses to take care of the “grade inflation”.

– a school full of cheaters.

– a school where people hardly ever break the rules, but when a rule is broken the administration punishes the student in unbelieveable ways.

a friend of mine was caught cheating on a test and is now on trail for expulsion from the district, and suspended for 4 days.

whereas, i hear of a student in another high school who almost stabbed someone, yet he was only suspended for a few days. unbelieveable isnt it?

-saratoga high might have been recently ranked the number one public school in the nation, but in my book i rank it among the worst, because the teachers are indifferent towards you and the students are mostly -ssholes.

– a place i worked my -ss off in school just to maintain my 2.5 gpa. i then transfered to a local cc and i now have a 4.0 gpa. (yes, college is easier for me than shs!)

a h-ll hole. to put it simply.
student1: sh-t i got a 96.4% on the last test!!
student2: haha i got a 98.2% i own you noob.
student1: omg i cant have a a- on my report card i must have an a, lets go break into the teacher’s computer and change our grades!
student2: yeah sure!

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