sarcactus


1. a person who is both pr-ckly and sarcastic.
2. the least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. girl 1: “yeah, you look ‘great’ in that dress.”
girl 2: “don’t be such a sarcactus”

2. cactus: “sure, that’s totally an oasis!”
person: “i don’t trust a sarcactus.”

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