Sarcasmdar
an internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.
derp: wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
derpette: what!?! really!?! they smell gross.
derp: duh, i was just being sarcastic.
serpette: oh, sorry. my sarcasmdar must be off today.
a portmanteau of “sarcasm” and “radar”, refers to the ability to recognize sarcasm in conversation. similar to the use of “gaydar” (the ability to recognize someone’s h-m-s-xuality)
guy 1: miryssa’s cute, but she’s kind of a ditz.
guy 2: i know. but it’s hilarious when she thinks people are actually mad at her when they’re just being sarcastic.
guy 1: yeah, her sarcasmdar is totally defective.
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