sarcastic
an adjective, describing a type of humor. people who are sarcastic usually annoy the h-ll out of everyone who cant get their jokes. they also p-ss people off by going too far and accidentaly offending them.
sarcasticironic: oh sure, because we all know how unique and singular you are!
thuthpenthe: stfu, why do you always have to be so sarcastic?
sarcasticironic: i love you 🙁
no many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. oh, com’n be honest! but we really love you!!! we do, i’m not being sarcastic!
-sarcastic: this website is so cool!
oops! :p
the act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly p-ssed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more p-ssed off. useful when working in retail.
the more p-ssed off she got at me, the more sarcastic i got with her.
a proposed typeface style to indicate that the selected text should be read with a sarcastic tone or within a sarcastic context (i.e. bold, underline, italics, sarcastics).
currently indicated by enclosing the sarcastic word or phrase between two “\” marks. see examples below.
since my friends are so slow, i have to write everything in sarcastics, so they won’t be hopelessly confused, or worse yet, misunderstand me:
1. nbc is the \greatest\ thing to ever happen to the nhl.
2. \i just love getting voicemail from my doctor telling me the test results were positive.\
3. \marry me.\
venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the -sshole in the face.
example of sarcasm:
my ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.
funny in a d-ckish kind of way.
harrison ford played han solo and indiana jones as sarcastic characters.
1. my absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.
2. saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. person : hey, what did you get on that biology test? i bet i got higher!
me : you sure you wanna make that claim when your score’s an 85?
person : whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
me (being sarcastic): yeah, i’d just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. mom : here’s your arranged marriage son, isn’t she pretty?
son (being sarcastic): yeah! why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and i’ll marry that.
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