Sarlaac Pit
an large, scary and/or otherwise undesirable v-g-n-, not unlike v-g-n- dentata
i didn’t think she was that bad until i was facing the sarlaac pit.
the location where bounty hunter boba fett was thrown and possibly devoured, but this is up for debate. another fun reference for the sarlaac pit is for a female’s colossal v-g-n-, and/or an obvious trap.
“watch out, that girl is a sarlaac pit!”
“i tried dating a spenjamin once, he was a total sarlacc pit though. 🙁 ”
a really big v-g-n-.
dude, that chick had a sarlaac pit!
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