Sarmi Khan
she is usually -ssociated with dumbness and stalking. she is way too friendly and just wants a human to get into her pants. she needs someone to help her understand why calling someone with affection names is wrong in so many ways and she has a weak cuss hand. she claims to be making friends while it freaks the sh-t out of the people she is “making friends” with. she cannot diss anyone without losing miserably.
sarmi khan: hey babes, how is your life? hope you’re not too stressed :- xxx<3
anon: wtf b-tch?! who are you?!
sarmi khan: just trying to be nice, i know you want to be frinds with me
anon: b-tch, you're lame, get away.
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