sart
short for “sardy” “sardacious” “mmm sardy”
1. a word commonly used by young bros and brahs to describe an phenomenal act/feat of coolness, hotness, awesomeness, & greatness.
bill: yo randy i just got back from a sall weekend gettaway to vegs and didn’t stop drinking for 72 hours and f’d like 5 random dumpsters.
randy: sart.
a silent fart. usually more foul smelling than an audible fart. s-art.
sh-t, step away, i just sarted and it’s gonna be rank.
singing at random time syndrome. this “disease” is most commenly found in woman, more specifically, moms.
a was talking to my mom about hamburgers when she suddenly burst into song, a knew then that she must have sarts.
when you s#!t trying to sneak out a fart
oops…. i need to check my drawls on that one. might be a sart
a s-x fart. more often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. when combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane -rg-sm ever.
if attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.
“i was f-cking vicary up the poo when the fat sl-t decided to jump on top. she must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me.”
an expulsion of gas through the r-ct-m.
it smells like a garbage pail egg sart in here.
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