sass-o-meter


a measurement of one’s utilized level of s-ss. a scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis
homie 1: well your sister is pretty fat, too!
homie 2: level 10 on the s-ss-o-meter!

homegirl 1: get in the car!
homegirl 2: tone down the s-ss doe! you’re off the charts on the s-ss-o-meter!
a meter used to measure the amount of s-ss someone is using.
your s-ssometer level is through the roof.

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