sassafrassiest


a s-ssafr-ssiest is someone who doesn’t believe in a christian g-d, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.
i visited the s-ssafr-ssiest shrine last week and paid my respects. they had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

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