Sassage Pants


when you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your s-ssage fell between the slit in your boxers.
in cl-ss…
jason: dude, why are you touchin yourself?
mark: i’ve got a mean case of the s-ssage pants!
jason: haha good luck

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