sassernated
when a teacher has had his fill of internet kiddyp-rn, and then compulsively m-st-rb-t-s onto a students head and then m-ssages the seamen into their hair & scalp, leaving it slimy.
victor’s parents sued mike after he had been s-ssernated.
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