Sasstronaut


a person who is being exceptionally s-ssy, and maybe beginning to get an att-tude but you don’t want to hit in the face because they’re your friend.
friend a is being b-tchy. friend b, “dude, why are you being such a s-sstronaut?”
noun. a female naturally skilled and trained during childhood in the art of being an unreasonably s-ssy drama queen and self-ent-tled. s-sstronauts will often evade responsibility for their own dramatic actions that were caused by their unreasonable s-ssiness.
alysin p-ssed off every one of her coworkers by being an unbearably c-nty s-sstronaut.

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