Satan Smear
opposite of “devine brown”; a sh-t which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your -sshole.
i ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and i had a satan smear for the next 3 days. now my -ss itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my -sshole because i couldn’t wipe it because it kept seeping out
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