Satanic Jewggalo


a steam user from baltimore who is part of the thorns for dead group (tf2). she is one of the only females in their group and on their “gottam pootis” servers, appropriately naming herself “the lady of the server”. she mains pyro, a strange professional killstreak rainblower as her primary weapon, and a detonator as her secondary weapon (she can aim well with it too). she is funny, attractive, and just a bit sensitive. satanic jewggalo is in an open relationship with the tfd admin “evil doctor purple”. as you could guess, she is a jewggalo (a jewish juggalo). unlike most juggalos, she is educated, smart, pretty, and has a lovely circle of friends. she downloaded a pyro skin for her computer that makes her pyro have a huge -ss. she didn’t mean to download it, as she had her pyro look like terezi from homestuck before she got the new skin. she uses all the homestuck skins she can find (for ironic purposes).
holy sh-t, satanic jewggalo posted a picture of her pyro on imgur!

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