Satan’s Clarinet


a p-n-s, schl-ng, d-ck, c-ck, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
guy 1: mmmmm… that band chick is kold brahh. she looks so hot playin that piccolo.

guy 2: tru, but she cain’t handle satan’s clarinet n-gg-.

Read Also:

  • scottish bedwarmer

    a major fart. who needs an electric blanket when i have her scottish bedwarmers?

  • seam of life

    the sp-ce between one’s genitalia and the -n-l opening if you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.

  • seamen demon

    a female (or possibly male) who is so ho’ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise) so i blew my wad, and that seamen demon caught it like the toronto blue jays, rawr!

  • Seven of Nine

    character in star trek: voyager played by jeri ryan from 1997-2001. she used to be a borg, but the doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. however, she was -ssimilated as a little girl, so parts of her borg physiology weren’t removable. she’s usually seen on voyager walking around in a grey catsuit […]

  • seven sisters

    the seven sisters is the name which was given in 1927 to seven liberal arts women’s colleges in the united states (the colleges, themselves, were all founded between 1837-1889). the colleges included barnard, bryn mawr, mount holyoke, radcliffe, smith, v-ssar and wellesley. five of the seven remain women’s colleges today and only one (radcliffe, which […]


Disclaimer: Satan's Clarinet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.