Satansoo
a nickname given to the korean singer d.o (kyungsoo) his squishy cheeks and doe eyes cause people to think he’s innocent but what they didn’t know is that he’s the embodiment of satan and that he could kill anyone with his gay death glare
his special moves are choke hold, gay pelvic thrust, failed aegyo, glare of a thousand deaths, and scandalous vocals (they are super affective on baeks)
shisus: “hey suho…baek, your child, i heard he was killed by…by who again?”
umma suho: “satansoo…said he was annoying so he shoved a pole up his -ss and -sniffles- called him a sl-t…he died instantly”
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