satched
that act of being soaked or wet. usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.
‘did you see that torrential downpour ? i forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched’
‘i drank so much beer last night, i was f–kin’ satched’
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being incredibly h-rny that you boof in your pants before any s-xual activity has been performed.
me and my girl couldn’t even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unb-ttoned my khakis.
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