satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts
“there goes satchel wow look at that swagger”
16 more definitions
a bag for men to carry their items in.

a man purse.
phil: are you actually going to wear that? you’re seriously bringing that man purse?

alan: it’s not a man purse, it’s called a satchel. indiana jones wears one.
indiana jones wears one.

i.e. bad-ss
phil wenneck: you’re not really wearing that are you?
alan garner: wearing what?
phil wenneck: the man purse. you actually gonna wear that or are you just f-ckin’ with me?
alan garner: it’s where i keep all my things. get a lot of compliments on this. plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. indiana jones wears one.
phil wenneck: so does joy behar.
-a slang term referring to the scr-t-m (aka : male t-st-cl-s).

-a slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

-a type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.
“he kicked me in the satchel!! >.< " "hey man...got the satchel man? heheheheh...." "in splinter cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels." a bag of pot check out this satchel eat my d-ck 1: slang for the male scrotal sac 2: a large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse 3: a type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2 4: a bag of cannabis 1: i have huge cajones in my satchel! 2: this is a stachel, not a purse, you dumb-ss! 3: the satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship. 4: my satchel is crotched. satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the uk. this is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. you c can not use satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. you can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items. sam - i satchel the front seat! chris - i shot gun it! chris gets the seat. sam - i satchel that girl 😉 chris - i shot gun her! sam gets the girl. maisie - bagsy not closing the door sam - satchel not closing it chris - shot gun it. sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.