Satellite Delay
the time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. this delay is known to be longer in blondes.
bob told a joke, and sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. “sorry, just a little satellite delay.”
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