Satellite Dirtbag


top definition
one who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. the satellite dirtbag orders p-rn, pay per view and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. this brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and m-st-rb-t-s frequently to p-rnography of increasing abstractness. he is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.
-yo, i just got playboy, spice, and hotnet with my satellite cheater card!
-dude, you’re such a satellite dirtbag.
-no!
-yeah man, you are.
-really?
-yeah.
-oh, okay.

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