Satellite Hotstove
an act of s-xual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.
in cybers-x, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the s-xual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.
popularized from canadian broadcasting corporation’s (cbc) ‘hockey night in canada’ where a segment during the second intermission is called satellite hotstove with kelly hrudy.
dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke i gave her little sister a satellite hotstove.
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