Sati


short for the scientific name of the marijuana plant, cannabis sativa.
sati with great flavor! exotic buds for $65 an 8th of grade a grand daddy purple
a social funeral practice created in 400 a.d. during the indian gupta empire, where a widowed woman would immolate herself over her husband’s funeral pyre. by the tenth century it was widespread throughout india though it was used in a lower frequency. it was banned by the british in the eighteenth century for obvious reasons.
frank: did you hear about that sati thing in ap world?

me: yeah that’s some really messed up stuff
when things are ok. not great but not sh-tty either. short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
used in f700’s to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
can be shortened to “s”, which also stands for serviceable.

pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are “satis”
aaron: hey malky, how are you?

malky: satis.

aaron: sweet.

also

functional check of radar carried out, “satis”.
the area of epidermis on your wrist that emo kids are fond of cutting. usually covered my wristbands attempting to hide the scars of the emo kids. the satis is often confused with lattice…but there is no similarity between a small fence like structure and the pet-te area of flesh on your wrist.
i was sitting at home crying about my sorrows and starting slicing away at my satis.
abbreviation of satisfied or satisfaction. often used to express satisfaction after any kind of enjoyment. it is sometimes used as adjective of the source of satisfaction.
she looks sati! this dish is sati!
sati is the shorter word for
“ysati” which means “you suck at the internet”.
omg you sati!
h-ll yeah, he is very sati

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