satisfaptory
similar to satiscr-ptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there’s nothing better around.
1. i was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the pink darth vader and hand solo. i coulnd’t find any carrie fisher pictures, only jamie lee curtis. but i photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.
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