SATKS
severe addicted to kpop syndrome (satks) – noun. a serious infectious illness which causes the victim to be overly obsessive with kpop, despite being only just infected.the pandemic first appeared in 1992 when the group seo tai-ji & boys debut and spread satks with their music.but in 2007, girls’ generation “gee” have effectively spread the infectious music/pandemic all around the world due to globalization, resulting to a huge amount of people getting affect.many kpop groups started to debut then, which spread satks even more.
people who are infected by satks, are also known as kf-g(korean f-ggots)
only strong willed people, blunt person or strong hatred against korea can resist satks
person 1:kara is definitely better than 2pm ok!!!
person 2:no!!2pm is my husband!!i even bought their cup,t-shirt and also the limited edition 2pm poster!!
person 3:you both are infected by satks…
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