Satsnake


a phallus like object which resides in the moist caverns of sathyan’s (dr. sathyan balajee m.b.b.s.) pelvic region. it must be at least 3 feet in length and also be pretty brown.

the owner will also be known as the tripod due to the presence of the third leg. possession of the satsnake leads to excess coughing and dyspnoea if insulted in a s-xual manner.

alternatives include the satsn-tch
“i’ve tucked the satsnake into my socks today”

“it’s time to feed the satsnake now”

“once you go sat, you never go back”

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