sauce cross

1) spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.

2) the ability to create christ imagery with food sauces.

3) archaic. noun. a form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. see: the troubadours, middle ages, greek life, etc.
john: quit playing with your food.
jimmy: i’m expressing my shame, relax.
john: wasting delicious stubbs bone lickin’ sauce is shameful in and of itself.
jimmy: not when it’s elegant. this is a sauce cross.
john: my mistake, thought you were pining for swiss citizenship again.

or

cam: what happened last night?
jesse: well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and…
cam: made them recite the founders and the triad?
jesse: not exactly… gregg and shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. shane took care of the cheese-
cam: that guy’ll eat anything.
jesse: i know, then gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. i guess jon’s kinda religious. didn’t go over well.
cam: it’s not for everyone.