saucy pumps
saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after -rg-sm during coitus. after -j-c-l-t-ng into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. this creates a wormhole in the v-g-n- that leads to valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his p-n-s is being vandalized by a cornucopia of valkyries n-ble enough for odin’s table in the best way. often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of dmt have reached.
d: yo dude i got saucy pumps last night..
b: no way? how was it?
d: i saw jesus drinking das boot with adolf hitler and tom hanks.
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