saurkraut
that sour-ish, vinagery-tasting, cabbage food that makes you fart like a geyser.
i just ate a pound of saurkraut. word life. now i have an aura about me that smells of bad.
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what german eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
“adolf! share some of your saurkraut with issac and shlomo”
a grumpy german; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
don’t be such a saurkraut, adolf! come on, let’s see a smile. 🙂
when a guy spreads vinegar on the girl’s lips and then he farts in her mouth. fricken sweet huh?
“man last night i gave wendy i gave wendy the stinkiest saurkraut ever!”
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