sauron syndrome
derived from the latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.
hey, frodo, what’s up with sauron today?
-oh man, he’s suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.
by golly frodo! you don’t think…
-yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!
oh snap!
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