Sausage Blanket
the act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the p-n-s through masturbation. often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other s-xual act.
‘please babes…please…hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?’
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- savage dragon
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- Snap Off Bob
snap off bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the -n-l p-ssage. “oh no, i’ve done a snap off bob!” could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
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when upon removal of the p-n-s from the -n-s–after and only after full -n-l penetration (full -n-l penetration being defined as the scr-t-m making full contact with the “-ss cheeks”)–the p-n-s head emerges covered in fecal matter. note: it must be the head of the p-n-s and not the shaft which is covered in fecal […]