sausage creature
slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that’s been drained the previous day. must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
coined by the late-great hunter stockton thompson.
i was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. whacko! bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a sausage creature with no teeth, f-cked-up for the rest of its life.
i landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. for two or three seconds i came face to face with the sausage creature….
the sausage creature was developed by hunter s thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a cafe motorcycle racer goes down. i is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage.
i am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.
the bike flew wildly into the of a curve bearing down with the weight of speed and m-ss as the sausage creature devoured another victim.
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