Sausage Festival
term used to describe a surplus and disproportionate ratio of males to females at a social gathering; also shorted “sausage fest.” is acceptable
“man it’s a d-mn sausage festival up in this joint … let’s go to another bar down the street.”
a gay s-x party
he had a f-ckin’ great time at the sausage festival.
he liked the hot italian one’s best.
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