Sausage Flaps
1: noun: a euphemism utilised by s-xually inactive men to describe the v-lv-l lips.
2: noun: a peculiar -n-logy utilised by one man in stoke-on-trent, england when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. it later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: ‘reality truly is stranger than fiction’.
‘excuse me, pal. do you sell sausage flaps?’ ”sausage flaps?” yeah, you know, draft logs? ”i’m sorry, i’m a little confused: sausage flaps and draft logs? and these things are what, exactly?” come on, pal. you put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ”right! no sorry. as you can see, we’re a gift shop…; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.” alright, fella. merry christmas’.
women: sausage flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the v-g-n-l opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. often neglected, they are s-xual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. men, do not p-ss them over!
1: noun: a euphemism utilised by s-xually inactive men to describe the v-lv-l lips.
2: noun: a peculiar -n-logy utilised by one man in stoke-on-trent, england when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. it later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: ‘reality truly is stranger than fiction’.
sausage flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the v-g-n-l opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. often neglected, they are s-xual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. don’t p-ss them over!
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