sausage gut


when you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

the stage somewhere between a m-ffin top and losing cheetos between your rolls.

reference: jur-ssic 5 – sausage gut
person1: check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. when i squeeze my rolls they’re all firm and lumpy. if i keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, i’ll make it on the biggest loser in no time.

person2: ::ralf::

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