sausage invasion
items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms
put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody’s lawn.
after giving one of her students an f on the quiz yesterday, ms. halls woke up to a sausage invasion.
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