sausage queafer


a sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who “queafs” (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.
hey brian, stop -queafing- on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.

– ( queafing meaning farting)

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