Sausage Roll
when you put your p-n-s into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.
girl: i’m feeling h-rny
boy: fancy a sausage roll?
girl: are you saying i’m fat!?
when a group of males take and enjoy the effects of ecstasy (mdma) in the absence of females.
steve: dave, jim, and i took ecstasy last weekend at my house.
jim: d-mn, what a sausage roll!
a popular pastry dish. it is a sausage wrapped in pastry. comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty
i had a sausage roll for tea
my cornish pasty owns the f-ck out of your lame -ss n00b sausage roll
a polish person. british rhyming slang, from sausage roll = pole.
i got a new job at the warehouse, there’s a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.
the act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.
chris: wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
sean: we need to unwind after that.
james: yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
chris & sean: …
a meaty big c-ck, covered with a sock dripping wet with c-m, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum
son: mum can i have a sausage roll,
mum: f-ck off you c-nt
to wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also p-ss it around to those around you who are also cold.
“hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a ‘sausage roll’?”
“yeah.”
-comes back-
“it’s so warm.”
“p-ss the ‘sausage roll'”
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