Sausage Throttler
a homeos-xual act whereby a man compresses the p-n-s (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of s-m-n.
the throttling of the p-n-s is usually performed by the gay’s hands, mouth or -ss cheeks. other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in dudley zoo
“sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip i showered his face in c-m”
“sethe throttled my sausage with his -ss cheeks, when he finally released s-m-n exploded from my c-ck rocketing him 10 foot into the air with c-m spuing from his -ss”
“the pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent -j-c-l-t–n, no wonder he banned contraception”
robins c-ck flayled around like a worm cut in half. batman instinctively throttled robin’s sausage with such tremendous force that robin developed a hemorrhage
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