sausage
a common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. the human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
i’ve got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something…?
a males p-n-s, also can be used to show a very annoying male
example #1 when janie asked russell to f-ck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
example #2 that sausage is an -sshole, i hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his -ss
the act of misleading someone to believe in something when in actual fact it does not exist!
guy1: look over their your mums got her t-ts out!
guy2: where?
guy1: sausage!!
1) frequents the gym seven days a week. sometimes does double sessions.
2) candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in true religion jeans and an ed hardy or affliction t-shirt.
6) a woman’s nightmare.
melissa: are you going out with that guy from the gym on sat-rday? what was his name again? brutis?
allison: are you kidding me? that guy is such a f-cking sausage. he was nibbling on a protein bar last time i was blowing him.
a p-n-s
tyler thomson has a small asusage.
the p-n-s.
dad: okay, i made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. sister: whoa, sausage and tang, isn’t that kind of ironic? hehehe. dad: what? i don’t get it. sister: ha, nevermind dad. dad: oh, tatiana come sit down for breakfast. me: sorry dad i can’t. sort of in a hurry. dad: okay well then just take some sausage and go then. me: =) man, if i had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. sister and i: lol dad: why are you laughing? growing girls need sausage.
saw c ej
-noun, any independent music “scene” in the chicagoland area that involves a bunch of hairy, sweaty dudes drinking cheap beer. cute girls are nowhere to be seen. the ones that used to be cute morph into alcoholic slobs.
“hey you want to go see that band at the mutiny?”
“no way man, that sh-t is sausage”
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