Savory Squirts
a m-ssive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. the savory squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. although henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to shuke at any moment with a case of the savory squirts.
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