Saw the Alien


to become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.
obama decided not to close guantanamo bay after he became president and he saw the alien. it turns out that the war on terror is a m-ssive cover-up for alien activity in iraq and afghanistan.

i went to carl’s jr. for a double six dollar burger until i saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

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