saxaphone
a butchery of the word “saxophone.”
if you see someone referring to “saxaphones,” you know that they don’t know a d-mn thing about music.
how idiots spell saxophone.
idiot: hi my name is —- and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ——- and you’re an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxophone rejects congegrate. don’t forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.
how idiots spell saxophone.
matt: hi my name is matt and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ——- and you’re an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxophone rejects congegrate. don’t forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.
how ignorant people spell “saxophone.” they deserve to be clouted.
“hey, is that a saxaphone?”
“no. it’s a saxophone.” -clout-
to saxaphone someone means to blow on someones p-n-s so hard it makes a noise like a br-ss instrument.
sally: good night last night?
grace: yeah i totally saxaphoned ben.
sally: dude!
the saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. it is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.
it is a noun, and often abriviated as the “sax.”
quit honkin’ that saxaphone youngster! i was tryin’ to get me some sleep!
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