say i swear to god
something you say to somebody when you don’t really give a sh-t about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won’t shut the f-ck up about something you don’t give a f-ck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that’s when you tell them, “say i swear to g-d.” in short, it’s just another way to let somebody else know you don’t care. when you tell them to say “i swear to g-d,” they usually get the message right away after saying “i swear to g-d,” and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don’t care.
melissa: cancun was so awesome! we were at the bar every night! we met totally hot guys! one night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! and then jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! we were all dying laughing! it was so funny!
me: no way! say i swear to g-d! (in a c-cky -ss, sarcastic manner)
melissa: i swear to g-d! (realizing you don’t care)
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