says the moose


a reference to a harry potter fan-fiction(word credit to “alwaysbutneverright”). it was used when lucius/draco malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
i love/like you.
crush: “well, i gotta go now, bye.”
you: “ok, says the moose, see ya later.”

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