Scab Stache


a scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. this wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
tony says “hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a hitler mustache?”

armando states “oh, it just a cold sore i opened up, its a scab stache!”

tony states “i told you, you shouldn’t have cheated on your wife!”

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