a type of b-tch that has so much carpet burn on her back from f-cking that it looks like she has scales from the scabs.
ok ok !
i did it.
i f-cked that scaley back scank.
i hope she isnt poisonous.
- hillary it
the act of deleting emails or messages. my email is running out of storage so i need to hillary it.
- read and chill
when you are so poor that you can’t afford netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your “friend” for a short time before starting to f-ck. -after pretending to have read something- person 1: i don’t like the main character, it’s very unoriginal […]
pranking someone through pretending to be frozen on skype by remaining still. the person you are speaking with believes your skype has jammed and will attempt to reconnect or test the connection. when they least expect it – you jump suddenly and yell out “rahh” to scare them. i thought his skype had frozen. just […]
- marianas trench
marianas trench is a pop-punk, pop-rock pop (newer music), emo (older music) band from vancouver b.c, canada. they first formed in 2001, but released their first song say anything on october 3rd, 2006. they currently have 4 studio alb-ms out. fix me (2006), masterpiece theatre (2009), ever after (2011), and astoria (2015). in early 2015, […]
- indian jerk ritual
when six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their d-cks off hey ashley i’m hanging with my friends on sat-rday and i was wondering if you wanted to perform an indian jerk ritual