Scalia

a conservative justice that apparently as the biggest d-ck on the u.s supreme court. see, america (the book).
justice scalia, is that a sausage in your pocket, or did someone just give a strict interpretation of the const-tution?
(a) a voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) a belief that one’s high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.
tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl’s bathroom.
something shady
look at the fool try`n to pull a scalia
dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. very difficult to remove.
“d-mn, i shouldn’t have drunk so much at the orgy last night – i overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia – ouch!”
a s-xually transmitted disease where the male genitalia becomes small, withered, and coated in an odorous substance that protrudes from the pores on the skin of the p-n-s and scr-t-m. other symptoms include: itchiness, erectile dysfunction, advanced aging of the genitalia that spreads to the spinal column and into the brain if not treated within two weeks.

scalia affects men primarily, specifically those who have had extramarital affairs with younger women or s-xual encounters with south american or south asian ‘rentboys’.
“dude, i haven’t been able to bang my girl for days, and my d-ck smells like sh-t.”
“you might have scalia, man. you need to get that sh-t checked out.”
the razor b-mp you get for shaving an -sshole without shaving cream
i’d have -n-l s-x with you but your scalia is too painful to bear