Scalised
to wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your -ss hurting, and in a strangers bed. then be told by the stranger that she has herpes, genital warts, crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a p-n-s.
dude, i woke up after last night to find out i’ve been scalised by my co-worker!
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